The turd abibes's definitions

shelunking

Similar to spelunking (cave exploration). Exploring the dark crevices of a woman’s nether regions.

Dude I was shelunking on Broomhilda last night and I think I sprained my tongue.

by The turd abibes August 27, 2021

Charleston Chew

The act of pulling an elderly southern Belle, having her remove her dentures and gum ones nut satchel.

Eric: " Dude! What was up with that blue hair you were skeezing on yesternight?!?"
Ferg: "Who, Gertrude? Bro, I bought her a couple Gin Rickeys and she gave me the ole Charleston Chew in her Mercury Sable!"

by The turd abibes October 25, 2016