Definitions by The technomage of hillingdon

Smule 

An Oxford undergraduate who spends his time reading latin grafitti in the Wadham College Bogs.

He reads loo doors with the intensity of a Smule.

Smule by The Technomage of Hillingdon November 4, 2003

Vowles

Someone who spreads photographs of mingers around the county by push bike.

She had a face like a vowles polaroid.

Vowles by The technomage of hillingdon November 3, 2003