1 definition by The swift willy
A shitty town that is by the ocean. Many people think the town is infested with nasty rich guys but the those assholes only live there in the summer. The town has a boring history. The only interesting part is bear skin neck. Which is a crappy string of stores. 95% of all the stores are galleries and 100% of those all have unoriginal drawings of the towns famous Motif #1.( Even though it's the second one but the town thought that if it was called #2 people would ask what happened to the first one. There are a lot of hot girls there but they are all jail bait cause any one with a brain would leave the hell hole in one second. Every one over age 30 in the town is probably training to be a townie. Townies are old hags whose dads dads dads settled here in who the fuck knows when. The school system is smaller than the amount of people with internet in North Korea. The town has about 3 ice cream stores with nothing original about them each are about 4 yards away. The crime rate is high but only because the police have nothing better to do. And will only arrest teens who get caught smoking in the school for the 500th time! The way the kids get the drugs is from the wanna be Lynn known as Gloucester which every one there thinks every one here is a rich snotty ass fucking taint scrubber. The view is nice (and the only reason to come here) But the water is cold year round at the beaches. The quarry's are to hard to get into and are full of slutty tweens.
by The swift willy December 21, 2011