The squished tomato's definitions

Vegan

Just two steps above Anorexia.

Omnivore
Vegetarian
Vegan <-- There it is!
Shadow Vegan
Anorexic

Doesn't get much worse...

"Ya crazy vegan!"
"At least I'm not anorexic"
"pretty dang close!"

by The squished tomato February 24, 2005

Squished

When one is squished, one is hugged.

"Ah, you squished me!"

by The squished tomato February 24, 2005