The smol bean's definitions

Swag Fag

A person who is sexually attracted to lamps, and if his lamp is broken, goes on a murder rage.

Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.

Woman; "Hey, did you see that guy stroking that lamp at Menards?"
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."

by The smol bean May 23, 2016