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Asschmech

Similar to Ballschmech, Asschmech is the build up of a slimy like substance made up of ass sweat, toilet paper, feces, and anal leakage, cultivated after only a week without showering.
JoBryan: man, what's up with your ass? It's so slimy!
Jumpy Jim: huh? Oh, that's my asschmech. I really need a shower!
by The reclaimer April 12, 2020
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Ballschmeck

The jelly-like substance which surrounds and coats the balls and inner thighs after approximately two weeks of not showering
Trevor: you I got jelly stuff on my balls!
Me: oh you mean ballschmeck?
Trevor: yeah
by The reclaimer December 14, 2019
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