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The real McChicken's definitions
dick tourniquet
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When you
have an
unwanted erection
so you
put it in
your waistband and tighten your belt.
Damn I got a
hard on
at my mother in laws so I had to
fashion
a dick
tourniquet
.
by
The real McChicken
May 7, 2019
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