The real John's definitions

Choke the yoke

When your about to nut and you clench your dick so you don’t cum.

I was about to nut insid my girlfriend’s friend last night so I had to choke the yoke.

by The real John June 2, 2018

Sloppy Churro

A Sloppy Churro is the act of lathering your penis in melted butter, followed by a thorough coating of cinnamon sugar so that the penis appears like a delicious churro.

You Know What a Sloppy Churro is?
Yeah. My girlfriend has a hell of a sweet tooth if you know what I mean ;)

by The real John October 2, 2019