The real BXC's definitions

socksoiler

The practice of wanking into a sock and so not having all that man fat over yourself or the bed. Just discard sock roll over and fart. Leaving wife/mother to wonder just what you've stood in to cause such crispy socks.

That BNM is a socksoiler when he can't get a sheep. As practiced frequently on thegoldenrivet!

by The real BXC January 15, 2008