Norman war helmet

When ones lady friend lays down on her back, One then proceeds to place ones testicles on her forehead and cock down over her nose thus resembling a Norman war helmet!
I gave the baw and chain a Norman war helmet last night and she was ready for battle.
by The peoples poet RP August 16, 2011
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Choca wheelie

When a dog drags its arse across the carpet with its hind legs in the air, due to shit on its arse or an itchy brown star fish.
This also leaves a skid mark on route.
Oh Christ the dogs doing a choca wheelie across the new carpet!
by The peoples poet RP August 16, 2011
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