The original STD's definitions

texas sore throat

When you eat spicy food and feel the burn come out the other end.

Oi, I shouldn’t have eaten so many hot wings yesterday, I’ve got a Texas sore throat.

by The original STD June 22, 2019

kabaz

A chaotic and out-of-control rager of historical proportions.

Also spelled kabass.

“Last night was (an) absolute kabaz”

by The original STD April 8, 2023

Swamp Monster

A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.

I left a swamp monster just for you

by The original STD March 11, 2022