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kys

The abbreviation of “kill yourself” that is commonly used by typical lowlife 12 year olds in a sad, pathetic attempt to insult people when they can’t even write out the word.

Dumb ass: kys fgt
Normal person: If you’re going to try to insult me, at least learn how to do it properly. How’s that “fgt”?

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

DaddyOFive fans

10 year olds with an IQ starting with a negative who constantly defend DaddyOFive, a YouTuber who emotionally abused his kids for views until their channel thankfully got shut down and had 2 of his kids taken away, most likely enjoy the sound of little kids crying, twist stories, throw temper tantrums when a sane person says they don’t like or even agree with them and claim it was fake when the stepmother has even said herself in interviews that of their videos were real.

Sane person: They should start treating their kids better.

Your typical DaddyOFive fan: Oh my god! How dare you insult my favourite YouTuber!!! DaddyOFive fans for life!

Sane person: I can’t wait to see you cringe at this when your age has more than 1 digit in it...

by The only name not in use August 17, 2018

Adam Gontier

Adam Gontier is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter for the Canadian rock band Saint Asonia buthe is best-known as the former lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace. He has also released some songs as a solo artist and collaborated with other artists such as, but not limited to Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, and The Big Dirty Band.

Fan: Hey, do you like Adam Gontier?
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Like

Definition #1: Comparing two or more things.
Definition #2: The enjoyment of something.
Definition #3: A word people (usually teenagers) overuse because they think it’s cute.

Definition #1: Butterscotch tastes like dog shit. (Jk plz don’t hurt me)
Definition #2: I like when people use words properly.
Definition #3: OMG! I like saw Justin Bieber like 2 weeks ago and I was like, “OMG Justin! You like really need to like dump your like hoe of a girlfriend and be with me instead, and he was like, “Ew! Why would I wanna date a bleached whale?” It like really hurt my feelings!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Beliebers

A fanbase of psychotic, perverted, close-minded, slutty 13 year olds that worship Justina Beaver like she’s God and act like she’s the hottest, most precious thing to ever grace the Earth. They will usually cover up every bad thing she does by saying they’re just rumours when she was caught doing 95% of them on camera and if you say anything even remotely critical about their idol, they’ll start sending you death threats.

I heard that if Justina was to shoot somebody, she’d still have Beliebers kissing her ass.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Encyclopedia Dramatica

A wannabe Wikipedia that was created in 2004 by a greedy, racist, sexist, homophobic Nazi supporter that most likely lives in his mother’s basement who basically throws shit at everything imaginable, backs it up with nothing but false rumours and makes jokes in a pathetic attempt to be “cool”, when all of the “jokes” consist of calling them/their fans “autistic”, “n*****”, “noob”, “retard”, “jew”, basically everything a 12 year old with an IQ starting with a negative sign would say.

Guy #1: Hey, have you ever heard of the shitty site Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Guy #2: No.
Guy #1: Don’t worry! You’re not missing out.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Fanfiction

Fan-made stories that often have the same plot. The main character falls in love, gets his/her heart broken, falls into depression, eventually falls back in love with the same person that “broke his/her heart” and maybe even some sex, then if we’re lucky, we’ll get a sequel where this repeats. The fanfiction could be based on a celebrity, a movie, a video game or even another book that’ll end up getting ruined.

Person #1: Hey, was that you who said you liked Naruto?
Person #2: Yeah, why?
Person #1: You should check out this awesome fanfiction.
Person #2: What’s it called?
Person #1: Naruto x Poof: A Love Story
Person #2: Wait a minute! Poof from Fairly Oddparents?
Person #1: Yeah.
Person #2: *Pukes*

by The only name not in use August 27, 2018