Brad Walst

Brad Walst is the bassist and occasional backing vocalist of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.

Brad Walst seems like such a down-to-earth person and he’s an awesome bass player

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Adam Gontier

Adam Gontier is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter for the Canadian rock band Saint Asonia buthe is best-known as the former lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace. He has also released some songs as a solo artist and collaborated with other artists such as, but not limited to Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, and The Big Dirty Band.

Fan: Hey, do you like Adam Gontier?
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Encyclopedia Dramatica

A wannabe Wikipedia that was created in 2004 by a greedy, racist, sexist, homophobic Nazi supporter that most likely lives in his mother’s basement who basically throws shit at everything imaginable, backs it up with nothing but false rumours and makes jokes in a pathetic attempt to be “cool”, when all of the “jokes” consist of calling them/their fans “autistic”, “n*****”, “noob”, “retard”, “jew”, basically everything a 12 year old with an IQ starting with a negative sign would say.

Guy #1: Hey, have you ever heard of the shitty site Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Guy #2: No.
Guy #1: Don’t worry! You’re not missing out.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Like

Definition #1: Comparing two or more things.
Definition #2: The enjoyment of something.
Definition #3: A word people (usually teenagers) overuse because they think it’s cute.

Definition #1: Butterscotch tastes like dog shit. (Jk plz don’t hurt me)
Definition #2: I like when people use words properly.
Definition #3: OMG! I like saw Justin Bieber like 2 weeks ago and I was like, “OMG Justin! You like really need to like dump your like hoe of a girlfriend and be with me instead, and he was like, “Ew! Why would I wanna date a bleached whale?” It like really hurt my feelings!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Beliebers

A fanbase of psychotic, perverted, close-minded, slutty 13 year olds that worship Justina Beaver like she’s God and act like she’s the hottest, most precious thing to ever grace the Earth. They will usually cover up every bad thing she does by saying they’re just rumours when she was caught doing 95% of them on camera and if you say anything even remotely critical about their idol, they’ll start sending you death threats.

I heard that if Justina was to shoot somebody, she’d still have Beliebers kissing her ass.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Call of Duty Fanboys

In every lobby of the perfectly normal teenagers and young adults that just want to play their game, there’s also the 5 year old jackasses that think they’re hardcore playing a game aimed for people over 17, obnoxiously yelling, “I NOSCOPED U NOOB!!1!1!1!” Throwing a hissy fit whenever they get killed, making “yo mama” jokes that died in 2014 and insisting anything that’s not rated M is for babies when they are babies.

I don’t mind normal fans, but overly defensive Call of Duty Fanboys are annoying as hell.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018