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Barry Stock

Barry Stock is the lead guitarist in the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.

Barry Stock kicks ass!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Call of Duty Fanboys

In every lobby of the perfectly normal teenagers and young adults that just want to play their game, there’s also the 5 year old jackasses that think they’re hardcore playing a game aimed for people over 17, obnoxiously yelling, “I NOSCOPED U NOOB!!1!1!1!” Throwing a hissy fit whenever they get killed, making “yo mama” jokes that died in 2014 and insisting anything that’s not rated M is for babies when they are babies.

I don’t mind normal fans, but overly defensive Call of Duty Fanboys are annoying as hell.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Brad Walst

Brad Walst is the bassist and occasional backing vocalist of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.

Brad Walst seems like such a down-to-earth person and he’s an awesome bass player

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Encyclopedia Dramatica

A wannabe Wikipedia that was created in 2004 by a greedy, racist, sexist, homophobic Nazi supporter that most likely lives in his mother’s basement who basically throws shit at everything imaginable, backs it up with nothing but false rumours and makes jokes in a pathetic attempt to be “cool”, when all of the “jokes” consist of calling them/their fans “autistic”, “n*****”, “noob”, “retard”, “jew”, basically everything a 12 year old with an IQ starting with a negative sign would say.

Guy #1: Hey, have you ever heard of the shitty site Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Guy #2: No.
Guy #1: Don’t worry! You’re not missing out.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Fanfiction

Fan-made stories that often have the same plot. The main character falls in love, gets his/her heart broken, falls into depression, eventually falls back in love with the same person that “broke his/her heart” and maybe even some sex, then if we’re lucky, we’ll get a sequel where this repeats. The fanfiction could be based on a celebrity, a movie, a video game or even another book that’ll end up getting ruined.

Person #1: Hey, was that you who said you liked Naruto?
Person #2: Yeah, why?
Person #1: You should check out this awesome fanfiction.
Person #2: What’s it called?
Person #1: Naruto x Poof: A Love Story
Person #2: Wait a minute! Poof from Fairly Oddparents?
Person #1: Yeah.
Person #2: *Pukes*

by The only name not in use August 27, 2018

Mayonnaise

Definition #1: A thick cold sauce or dressing usually used in sandwiches and composed salads.
Definition #2: An instrument.

Mayonnaise is such a beautiful instrument.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Beliebers

A fanbase of psychotic, perverted, close-minded, slutty 13 year olds that worship Justina Beaver like she’s God and act like she’s the hottest, most precious thing to ever grace the Earth. They will usually cover up every bad thing she does by saying they’re just rumours when she was caught doing 95% of them on camera and if you say anything even remotely critical about their idol, they’ll start sending you death threats.

I heard that if Justina was to shoot somebody, she’d still have Beliebers kissing her ass.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018