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A dumb slang word that try hards mostly consisting of little kids between ages 10-14 say because they think it’s cute.
Jackass: lol eym liek swagalicious! Ey gawt liek so much sweg!

Beliebers 

A fanbase of psychotic, perverted, close-minded, slutty 13 year olds that worship Justina Beaver like she’s God and act like she’s the hottest, most precious thing to ever grace the Earth. They will usually cover up every bad thing she does by saying they’re just rumours when she was caught doing 95% of them on camera and if you say anything even remotely critical about their idol, they’ll start sending you death threats.
I heard that if Justina was to shoot somebody, she’d still have Beliebers kissing her ass.

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

A wannabe Wikipedia that was created in 2004 by a greedy, racist, sexist, homophobic Nazi supporter that most likely lives in his mother’s basement who basically throws shit at everything imaginable, backs it up with nothing but false rumours and makes jokes in a pathetic attempt to be “cool”, when all of the “jokes” consist of calling them/their fans “autistic”, “n*****”, “noob”, “retard”, “jew”, basically everything a 12 year old with an IQ starting with a negative sign would say.
Guy #1: Hey, have you ever heard of the shitty site Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Guy #2: No.
Guy #1: Don’t worry! You’re not missing out.
Definition #1: Comparing two or more things.
Definition #2: The enjoyment of something.
Definition #3: A word people (usually teenagers) overuse because they think it’s cute.
Definition #1: Butterscotch tastes like dog shit. (Jk plz don’t hurt me)
Definition #2: I like when people use words properly.
Definition #3: OMG! I like saw Justin Bieber like 2 weeks ago and I was like, “OMG Justin! You like really need to like dump your like hoe of a girlfriend and be with me instead, and he was like, “Ew! Why would I wanna date a bleached whale?” It like really hurt my feelings!

Brad Walst 

Brad Walst is the bassist and occasional backing vocalist of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.
Brad Walst seems like such a down-to-earth person and he’s an awesome bass player

Barry Stock 

Barry Stock is the lead guitarist in the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.
Or in other words, Adam Gontier.

Jk please pretend you didn’t see this.
PS. That last part was a lie. Adam Gontier is still sexy. c: