Definitions by The nige

tommy

Tommy tank: English rhyming slang for wank.

I'm just off for a quick tommy.

tommy by The nige August 1, 2006

buffing the happy lamp 

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

buffing the happy lamp by The nige August 1, 2006