The nige's definitions

tommy

Tommy tank: English rhyming slang for wank.

I'm just off for a quick tommy.

by The nige August 1, 2006

buffing the happy lamp

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

by The nige August 1, 2006