The mystery shopper 's definitions

Buyin'

Ejaculate and evacuate

Cumming

Babe, are you buyin'?

I can't buy, I'm too drunk.

I've been shopping a lot but I've never bought anything.

by The mystery shopper March 12, 2017

Docklands

Getting so maggot you can't remember how you got there.

Being really drunk

Mate, I'm on my way to docklands.

Babe, keen to go to docklands tonight?

by The mystery shopper March 12, 2017