Definitions by The mystery shopper

Buyin'

Babe, are you buyin'?

I can't buy, I'm too drunk.

I've been shopping a lot but I've never bought anything.

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Getting so maggot you can't remember how you got there.

Being really drunk

Mate, I'm on my way to docklands.

Babe, keen to go to docklands tonight?

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