The most Ballinest man ever.'s definitions

backpack barbie

A backpack barbie is a motorcycle groupie, particularly a woman of model caliber who likes to ride passenger on motorbikes.

Hey bruh, I need me a backpack barbie for this upcoming motorcycle magazine photoshoot.

by The most Ballinest man ever. September 1, 2021

yella pages

What the spirit of truth reads from which is in fact not a bible.

Don Vincent: BITCH! im flowing from the survival scrolls
kris: you're smoking the survival scrolls, that looks like the yellow pages to me.
Don Vincent: HAH, he SAID THE YELLA PAGES.
Kris: Nincomfuckingnincompoop.

by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006

zooted

Drunk
Origin: the bay area

c'mon homie, let's go get zooted

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 28, 2005

ghetto

niggardly, but said in a nicer way. adj.

hakeem stole ryan's bike.
he's so ghetto.

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 28, 2005

survival scrolls

As in "BITCH IM FLOWIN FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS."
meaning im telling you the truth and im being real with you, do not disbelieve me.

Chris: My mother is a transvestite, she likes to wear hip hop attire to the club on friday nights, i was there last week and saw her doing the two-step
Don: whatever, i don't believe that.
Chris: BITCH I'M FLOWIN' FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS!
Don: Damn! that's wack man, your mom's a dike.!

by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006

Instaballin

Noun, a state of being in which one is instantaneously affluent or wealthy.

Dude, once I get this business started, I'll be instaballin.

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 13, 2010

69 God

An individual who is a legendary snitch.
Derived from tekashi 69.

He a freaky ass nigga, he's a 69 god!

by The most Ballinest man ever. May 7, 2024