survival scrolls

As in "BITCH IM FLOWIN FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS."
meaning im telling you the truth and im being real with you, do not disbelieve me.

Chris: My mother is a transvestite, she likes to wear hip hop attire to the club on friday nights, i was there last week and saw her doing the two-step
Don: whatever, i don't believe that.
Chris: BITCH I'M FLOWIN' FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS!
Don: Damn! that's wack man, your mom's a dike.!

by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006

Instaballin

Noun, a state of being in which one is instantaneously affluent or wealthy.

Dude, once I get this business started, I'll be instaballin.

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 13, 2010

69 God

An individual who is a legendary snitch.
Derived from tekashi 69.

He a freaky ass nigga, he's a 69 god!

by The most Ballinest man ever. May 07, 2024

yella pages

What the spirit of truth reads from which is in fact not a bible.

Don Vincent: BITCH! im flowing from the survival scrolls
kris: you're smoking the survival scrolls, that looks like the yellow pages to me.
Don Vincent: HAH, he SAID THE YELLA PAGES.
Kris: Nincomfuckingnincompoop.

by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006

backpack barbie

A backpack barbie is a motorcycle groupie, particularly a woman of model caliber who likes to ride passenger on motorbikes.

Hey bruh, I need me a backpack barbie for this upcoming motorcycle magazine photoshoot.

by The most Ballinest man ever. September 01, 2021

zooted

Drunk
Origin: the bay area

c'mon homie, let's go get zooted

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 28, 2005

ghetto

niggardly, but said in a nicer way. adj.

hakeem stole ryan's bike.
he's so ghetto.

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 28, 2005