The most Ballinest man ever.'s definitions

69 God

An individual who is a legendary snitch.
Derived from tekashi 69.

He a freaky ass nigga, he's a 69 god!

by The most Ballinest man ever. May 7, 2024

Instaballin

Noun, a state of being in which one is instantaneously affluent or wealthy.

Dude, once I get this business started, I'll be instaballin.

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 13, 2010

survival scrolls

As in "BITCH IM FLOWIN FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS."
meaning im telling you the truth and im being real with you, do not disbelieve me.

Chris: My mother is a transvestite, she likes to wear hip hop attire to the club on friday nights, i was there last week and saw her doing the two-step
Don: whatever, i don't believe that.
Chris: BITCH I'M FLOWIN' FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS!
Don: Damn! that's wack man, your mom's a dike.!

by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006

yella pages

What the spirit of truth reads from which is in fact not a bible.

Don Vincent: BITCH! im flowing from the survival scrolls
kris: you're smoking the survival scrolls, that looks like the yellow pages to me.
Don Vincent: HAH, he SAID THE YELLA PAGES.
Kris: Nincomfuckingnincompoop.

by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006

ghetto

niggardly, but said in a nicer way. adj.

hakeem stole ryan's bike.
he's so ghetto.

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 28, 2005

Sharm

an adjective describing an extra sweet brotha who attempts to be charming with the ladies, but comes off like a simp.

Look at that sharm-ass nigga usher, cryin on his album.

by The most Ballinest man ever. July 24, 2009

zooted

Drunk
Origin: the bay area

c'mon homie, let's go get zooted

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 28, 2005