Definitions by The most Ballinest man ever.

69 god 

A perverse sexual deviant.

He's a freaky ass n***** he's a 69 god

69 god by The most Ballinest man ever. May 7, 2024

69 God 

An individual who is a legendary snitch.
Derived from tekashi 69.

He a freaky ass nigga, he's a 69 god!

69 God by The most Ballinest man ever. May 7, 2024

backpack barbie 

A backpack barbie is a motorcycle groupie, particularly a woman of model caliber who likes to ride passenger on motorbikes.

Hey bruh, I need me a backpack barbie for this upcoming motorcycle magazine photoshoot.

backpack barbie by The most Ballinest man ever. September 1, 2021

Instaballin 

Noun, a state of being in which one is instantaneously affluent or wealthy.

Dude, once I get this business started, I'll be instaballin.

Instaballin by The most Ballinest man ever. December 13, 2010

Sharm 

an adjective describing an extra sweet brotha who attempts to be charming with the ladies, but comes off like a simp.

Look at that sharm-ass nigga usher, cryin on his album.

Sharm by The most Ballinest man ever. July 24, 2009

survival scrolls 

As in "BITCH IM FLOWIN FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS."
meaning im telling you the truth and im being real with you, do not disbelieve me.

Chris: My mother is a transvestite, she likes to wear hip hop attire to the club on friday nights, i was there last week and saw her doing the two-step
Don: whatever, i don't believe that.
Chris: BITCH I'M FLOWIN' FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS!
Don: Damn! that's wack man, your mom's a dike.!

survival scrolls by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006

yella pages 

What the spirit of truth reads from which is in fact not a bible.

Don Vincent: BITCH! im flowing from the survival scrolls
kris: you're smoking the survival scrolls, that looks like the yellow pages to me.
Don Vincent: HAH, he SAID THE YELLA PAGES.
Kris: Nincomfuckingnincompoop.

yella pages by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006