Definitions by The monkey

Shotmonkey 

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Shotmonkeys.

I had it like a shotmonkey.

Shotmonkey by The monkey September 1, 2008

flamin-gionis

Noun.
Cocktail consisting mainly of rabbit, gazebos and not much hair. Finished off with Sambuca and set alight.

Bar tender could I please order a falmin-gionis, and don't hold back on the rabbit.

flamin-gionis by The monkey April 8, 2005

shover 

white guy with no skill in basketball

rodd: man that is one fucked up shover!
todd: no shit!

shover by the monkey February 7, 2005