Definitions by The man of the hour

alabama dildo 

The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.

Amy and Jill decided to have an alabama dildo after a long day of hunting.

alabama dildo by The man of the hour October 22, 2013

DougBoehme 

(verb) to vehemently defend superior technology to the uninformed

He DougBoehmed about Eclipse, the XBox 360, and the Pocket PC.

DougBoehme by The Man of the Hour June 22, 2006