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Schmalbrock
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He's so
tough
and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In
Germany
we
call
him schmallcock.
Look at this
tough
and
handsome
guy, such a schmalbrock.
Schmalbrock
by
The man behind 1337
July 1, 2021
Get the
Schmalbrock
mug.