Definitions by The local dentist --TB--

austiscaliosis 

A Type of mildly irritating backpain, not usually long-lasting

Jeff: My back is killing me!
Keith: I think you have austiscaliosis.

austiscaliosis by The local dentist --TB-- February 5, 2019

Schism 

Another way of saying the phrase

"God dam it!"

man: Hey Jeff!, Sara accidently crashed your tesla model x on the motorway

Jeff: oh Schism

Schism by The local dentist --TB-- February 3, 2019