Definitions by The little dingler man

Flying Dutchman

When you and the boys find a rope swing on the side of the lake but you gotta take a fat shit so you wait until the swing reaches its climax to let it out

Yo watch out I’m about to hit a Flying Dutchman

Flying Dutchman by The little dingler man August 31, 2025

Elf pubes 

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

Elf pubes by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

Little dingler 

A little tiny penis that consists of a pencil sized shaft, but normal sized tip, which causes it to dingle whenever its host takes a step.

So much dinkie juice just came out of my little dingler.

Little dingler by The little dingler man July 23, 2023