Little dingler

A little tiny penis that consists of a pencil sized shaft, but normal sized tip, which causes it to dingle whenever its host takes a step.
So much dinkie juice just came out of my little dingler.
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
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Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
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