The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
Get the Elf pubesmug. A little tiny penis that consists of a pencil sized shaft, but normal sized tip, which causes it to dingle whenever its host takes a step.
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
Get the Little dinglermug. When you and the boys find a rope swing on the side of the lake but you gotta take a fat shit so you wait until the swing reaches its climax to let it out
by The little dingler man August 31, 2025
Get the Flying Dutchmanmug.