The know it all from school's definitions

Dog

An animal you see every fucking day if you don’t live in the middle of nowhere

Aww! What a cute dog.

by The know it all from school October 15, 2018

Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

by The know it all from school June 16, 2018