Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

by The know it all from school June 16, 2018

Dog

An animal you see every fucking day if you don’t live in the middle of nowhere

Aww! What a cute dog.

by The know it all from school October 15, 2018