Dog

An animal you see every fucking day if you don’t live in the middle of nowhere
Aww! What a cute dog.
by The know it all from school October 15, 2018
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Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.
Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
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