Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The knight rider

Pickle Juice Douche

A douching practice where a woman uses the leftover juice in a pickle jar to tighten her vagina.

Last night I did the pickle juice douche and man is my pussy tight...or so my man said.

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A large rarely seen beast known to frequent nursing homes. Always bitchy and known to wear tight clothing with the appearance it was ironed on.

Damn I took one glance at that BethelSquatch and now I think I got a hoof print on my forehead.

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A prize winning cuck who makes plans then gets to faded and sleeps all day

Frank was supposed to go hunting but passed out all day instead. Hes such a fucking Cuckapotamus

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