The inventor of dick-blade's definitions

dick-blade

A bloodsport where two men are stripped nude and their penises are tied tightly together with wire or twine, their hands are tied behind their backs and they each are allowed a razor blade that is to be clenched between the teeth. On the count of three the men savagely tear at one another with the blades while thrashing their hips to cause as much pain as possible to their adversary. The survivor wins but there is not always one.

There was only one cookie left so the roommates settled the dispute with a game of dick-blade.

by The inventor of dick-blade April 17, 2011