Definitions by The harse

chinese diver 

Taking a shit with absolutely no splash

I dropped a Chinese diver off at the pool if you know what I mean.

chinese diver by The harse August 31, 2014

american diver 

When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.

My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.

american diver by The harse August 31, 2014