Definitions by The ham

nut bat

someone that hangs around another person, like bats hang upside down from a cave, so much that they seem to just be on that persons nuts all the time.

Yasmin has hanging around the office with Keith all day. She's just like a nut bat.

nut bat by the ham October 25, 2005

butt cookies 

human waste released from the anus.

John went to the bathroom and dropped some butt cookies in the toilet.

butt cookies by the ham October 25, 2005

champing out 

The ability for one person to have sex with another person for an extremely long period of time while making a lot of noise.

Dude, Nick was need do with his girl last night champing out.

champing out by the ham October 25, 2005