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Globophobia

By far the stupidest and most pathetic fear in all the lands. (The fear of balloons and/or the popping of ballons)

I brought a handful of balloons to Jill's birthday party and she ran screaming. Her mother later told me she has globophobia.
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When Al Gore dresses up like manbearpig and makes money off his hoes.

manbearpimp (not Al Gore): "WHERES MY MONEY, BITCH?! I'M SUPER CEREAL!"
Sergeant Yates: "FREEZE, I'M A CYOP!"

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