Definitions by The girl in the woods

Iowa 

Iowa stands for : Idiots Out Wandering Around

Known for their horrible driving skills.

person 1-Look at that person! They're driving on the shoulder!

person 2-Oh they must be from Iowa.

Iowa by The girl in the woods May 24, 2011

How I Met Your Mother 

Best freaking show ever created by anyone.
Ranks with Big Bang Theory, CSI, and Raising Hope

Person 1 - Did you see How I Met Your Mother last night?

Person 2 - How could I have not!!

How I Met Your Mother by The girl in the woods May 24, 2011