The gay lizard's definitions

Rods

Something you bring to the queen, generally when you are a bee and your queen's name is Phil and uses he/him pronouns but uses the term "queen". You also would be autotuned and searching for pollen. These bees tend to sing about the space within the folds of the rose.

RoDsSs FoR tHe QuEeNnNnNnNnNnNnN. I sInGgGgGgG aBoUt ThE sPaCeEeEeEeEe WiThIn ThE fOlDzZzZ oF tHe RoSeEeEeEeE...."

by The gay lizard June 16, 2022

Gerald

The giraffe that Cooper and Kyle are both in lice with. The lore is Cooper proposed to Kyle and Kyle threw the ring in the trash but THEN Cooper and Gerald had a relationship that made Kyle angry because he loved Gerald, then Kyle and Gerald had an affair, then they had a threesome. THEY ALL GOT MARRIED, except Kyle. Then Kyle and Cooper got into an argument which made Gerald sad and he left with Kyle, then they got married and Cooper is coping with the rejection.

Person 1: The story of Gerald, Kyle, and Cooper is so sad.
Person 2: Yea.
Kyle: G e r a l d

by The gay lizard March 13, 2022

Rumplestiltskin

The best character in Once Upon A Time.

Person: my favorite character in OUAT is Rumplestiltskin
Any insane person: nah the best character is Henry

by The gay lizard May 8, 2022

Peridot

Some may say she is a dorito but I am here to say she is a cucumber slice

Peridot is a cucumber slice

by The gay lizard July 22, 2022