The filthy whisker's definitions

duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.

Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013

findersmitt

German for "the love of the orange cream".
The act of smearing squashed shit between your asscheeks on a surface or body part of another.
Found pleasurable among mormons.

Can i findersmitt all over your face?

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013