The bilgist's definitions
Bilge/v/: to mastabate secretly while in the presence of others, most likely to animal porn.
Bilgist/n/: one who partakes in the activity of bilging
Bilgist/n/: one who partakes in the activity of bilging
"Oh my gosh do you see Chad over there in the corner bilging"
"Yeah man, who would bilge during old yeller"
"Yeah man, who would bilge during old yeller"
by The bilgist February 13, 2017
Get the Bilgemug.