1 definition by The backgammoner
A surname originating in the old spanish-hebrew times where young lads were trained (ergo TRENADO), in the fine art of small anus probing. The lads that were trained in the art of Trenado were commanded to insert increasingly larger objects into their stink portals until such time as these were capable of accommodating fully matured trouser-snakes when called upon by the elders of the council. The Trenados eventually managed to escape the grasps of their masters to become a self-supporting family who via a long process of interbreeding managed to spawn a genealogy of normal, albeit cock-hungry inhabitants of the Iberian Peninsula.
Oh, your a Trenado….is your gaynus ready for my custard launcher, or have you not quite trained ur chocolate starfish for the act of poking the brown-eye?
by The backgammoner September 18, 2021