Definitions by The Zenith
quim diver
A courageous soul, practiced in the art of feasting on the illusive Big Montana, and relishing the associated juices and sauces. A quim diver can never get their fill of the meaty folds.
quim diver by the Zenith September 29, 2009
Fudge Tracks
The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.
"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"
"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
Fudge Tracks by The Zenith October 7, 2008
Fudge Tracks
The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.
"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"
"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
Fudge Tracks by the Zenith September 26, 2008