Definitions by The Wisdom Speaker
Polish 100
When bowling you get a gutter on purpose, then a strike, 10 times in a row.
Score: - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - = 100
Score: - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - = 100
My Dad asked me, "What's up with the bowler next to us? Gutter, spare, gutter, spare, gutter, spare." I replied, "I guess he's either a shitty bowler or attempting a polish 100."
Polish 100 by The Wisdom Speaker August 31, 2020
Slick Ricky
When you're in the shower with your partner, they blow their nose in their hand, and give you a hand job.
"We were taking a shower and she blew her nose in her hand. I joked ... it looks slippery. She laughed and grabbed my penis! I called this ... The Slick Ricky."
Slick Ricky by The Wisdom Speaker August 26, 2020