4 definitions by The WL

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A middle aged woman with long bird like legs who enjoys catching cum in her overgrown pubic hair.

This elusive creature can be found in or near ourdoor bars, poolside cabanas, nude beaches, and can usually be idenitfied by unique characteristics such as; dirty tattoos, unaturally died hair, skid marks on her knees and an insistence that pubic hair is sexy.
I saw a Jimmy Buffet cover band at Whiskey Joe's last night and after the show I shagged this stork and she turned out to be a Snowy Egret.
by The WL March 07, 2011
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A woman that can give a blowjob while puffing on cigarette at the same time.

Most commonly performed in bowling alley parking lots or bathrooms.
Look at the smoke lines on her face, I bet she's given a Smokey Gobbler or two in her day.
by The WL March 07, 2012
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is a religion centered on the teachings of Thomas Edison and Henry Ford. Quoteology was founded in the early days of 2009. Disciples of Quoteology base their teachings on the little know book titled, The Edison and Ford Quote Book. Adherents to Quoteology, known as Quoters, believe that all of society's problems can be solved by reading the profound quotes of Thomas Edison and Henry Ford.
Sample Quotes from the teachings of Quoteology - I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious theories of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God - Thomas Edison. Time is really the only capital that any human being has and the thing that he can least afford to waste or lose -Thomas Edison.If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford.
by The WL April 01, 2009
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A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.
We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.
by The WL December 11, 2017
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