The Vacuum's definitions

Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit

My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.

by The Vacuum January 15, 2018

Golden Blizzard

When someone has their tongue stuck to a pole and you take a piss in their mouth

When Jeremy encountered Marvin he laughed and gave him a golden blizzard instead of helping him

by The Vacuum September 27, 2014