1 definition by The Ukearchy
The cold timeless embrace of eternity and all consuming apathy. The end of existence, incomprehensible in the truest meaning of the word. A fate so dismal the most ancient of philosophers sought to explain away its all consuming approach.
Also, you get taxed for it.
Also, you get taxed for it.
The act of embracing death; to become dead, to die.
*Doctor*: You're dying.
*Patient*: *Speechless horror*
*Doctor*: Drink?
or
*Doctor*: You've kept your body in perfect shape, ate right, and worked out more efficiently than we thought anyone could. You're family is beautiful and well-established. Did I mention you're incredibly healthy? But that brings us to do the bad news, you're dying of nothing.
*Patient*: What?!
*Doctor*: What, you think you can win life or something? Drink?
*Doctor*: You're dying.
*Patient*: *Speechless horror*
*Doctor*: Drink?
or
*Doctor*: You've kept your body in perfect shape, ate right, and worked out more efficiently than we thought anyone could. You're family is beautiful and well-established. Did I mention you're incredibly healthy? But that brings us to do the bad news, you're dying of nothing.
*Patient*: What?!
*Doctor*: What, you think you can win life or something? Drink?
by The Ukearchy August 19, 2010