The Tim and The Nick's definitions

Flog

A turd propelled by a fart used as a projectile generally aimed at the face; variations of a flog are a Yellow Submarine a flog containing corn a Planter a flog containing one ore more peanutsor a Green Giant a flog that has a Green color and has a slight splatter effect

I will flog you right now if you don't shut up.

by The Tim and The Nick February 28, 2005