Definitions by The Texian

Couldofism 

The practice of minimizing exceptional achievement(s) by asserting that there is a more worthy endeavor in need of financial support.

Billionaires have invested untold millions in personal treasure to promote space tourism, but couldofism had critics saying there are more worthy causes.

Couldofism by The Texian July 20, 2021

The Blind Gummies 

The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.

Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.

The Blind Gummies by The Texian September 5, 2018