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The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.

Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.

by The TGIF brothers March 28, 2011

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Stranger choke

The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.

"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out

by The TGIF brothers March 28, 2011

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