Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

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Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.
by The Source Which Is Awesome2 September 16, 2010
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