Definitions by The Skeleton Bastard Bastard

Oolia 

A cobweb covered lump of snarling rags, putrefying flesh and septic internal fluids that sometimes scuttles from under children's beds to go molest badgers in the stupid woods of Damp and stink land.

Where is the prophylactic? In amongst that pile of oolia over there.

Oolia by The Skeleton Bastard Bastard September 23, 2004