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Cocalico Middle School

Cocalico Middle School is the amalgamation of cis boys, gay people, and suicidal children - a hellscape where one shall be bullied no matter who they are, and being anything but able-bodied, cis, hetero, and white will get you made fun of.
I love the teachers at Cocalico Middle School, but the kids suck ass.
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