Definitions by The Samminator

No ticky, no laundry! 

A Northern NY catchphrase rebuking a one-night stand in favor of monogamy, or at least commitment.

"Dude, so what's the deal with Ms. X? You guys still playing Just the tip?"
"Nah man, she's all about the friends with benefits thing, but the way I see it, No ticky, no laundry!"

No ticky, no laundry! by The Samminator January 3, 2009