Definitions by The Russian Spy
Marklevitis
A condition that is highly contagious. It spreads with a single touch of a hand (must be skin to skin contact). At first you feel hot all over...then you start to to climax for no reason at all. You will orgasm uncontrollably for days on end. You may experience exhaustion, fatigue, dehydration and fatigue.
Employee: “I won’t be able to work this week.”
Boss: “ How come?”
Employee: “I have a horrible case of marklevitis. I will send a doctors note later today.”
Boss: “oh my! Please take all the time you need. That is highly contagious!”
Boss: “ How come?”
Employee: “I have a horrible case of marklevitis. I will send a doctors note later today.”
Boss: “oh my! Please take all the time you need. That is highly contagious!”
Marklevitis by The Russian Spy February 8, 2021