Definitions by The Rue

fighting about apples 

Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.

Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.

fighting about apples by The Rue October 2, 2009