Definitions by The Roshh

Russian Dive 

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.

My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.

Russian Dive by The Roshh January 26, 2020

Polish Febreeze 

A smelly fart released in a confined space, which is then immediately occupied by a person.

I was taking off my pants in the bathroom stall and I totally polish febreezed myself.

The couple who was in the photo booth before us totally polish febreezed us.

Polish Febreeze by The Roshh January 19, 2020