The Return of Light Joker's definitions

Cafeteria Catholic

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion

She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.

by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007

collywobbles

a stomachache, stomach pain

I had the collywobbles from that disgusting laxative my doctor gave.

by The Return of Light Joker June 21, 2008