Definitions by The Retards

cocktard 

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

cocktard by The Retards September 2, 2003

mcbitch 

Whiney but loyal lackey... Drives Silver K-Car.

Call McBitch, see if he wants to drive to the store and get us a pie.

mcbitch by The Retards August 23, 2003