cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

by The Retards September 02, 2003

mcbitch

Whiney but loyal lackey... Drives Silver K-Car.

Call McBitch, see if he wants to drive to the store and get us a pie.

by The Retards August 23, 2003