Definitions by The Reddest Panda

Red Panda

The sleaziest and most intoxicated of all god's woodland creatures. He will drink himself into a frenzy, attempt to mate with other animals in their sleep, and spends the entire next morning throwing up and dry heaving.

"Upon waking, the first emotion the red panda feels is shame." - Doug Attenborough

Red Panda by The Reddest Panda March 24, 2021